Fire, air, earth, water, sh*t… a look at Jesulink’s “5 Elementos”

One of my favorite things about Cervantes–apart from it being the type of school that randomly sticks a giant standing paella pan in the courtyard on a normal Saturday morning

(and it's been there for at least two Saturdays now)

–is the library. It’s got heaps of stuff beyond the usual language instructionals, which is great news for lazy asses like me who instantly fall asleep at the mention of grammar drills. (I am a doomed person in that my ability to get anywhere with anything depends heavily on my amusement.) I swear, some of the things you’ll find there (NSFW haha extremely vulgar) can’t be farther from your usual study materials.

There are DVDs of movies and TV shows, and that’s great, but what I’ve liked most is the comic books section. A few weeks ago, I picked up something that hitherto I had not been aware existed: Spanish manga.

This one in particular is “5 Elementos,” by author Jesús García Ferrer, better known as Jesulink. At first I was a bit iffy about getting it since up until then I hadn’t been reading much manga (although I did enjoy a few chapters of Saint Oniisan until I forgot about it because the translators took too long to update lol.)

But just a few pages into this book I became really glad I got it because it’s really funny. I mean getting strange looks because I’m snickering uncontrollably in public transport funny. Basically the first volume tells the story of Kaji Llamaviva, who has had to move to a country town against his will because his father was assigned to be its guardian.

Kaji and Señor Llamaviva. "But don't you see it!? Your arm is broken!!! You're useless!!! The king has sent you to this town of rednecks to get rid of you!!!" "What are you insinuating?"

The people in the story universe are all “elementals”, who have specific skills based on their element. Apart from the usual fire, air, earth, and water, there are hundreds of other less “basic” elements: lightning, virus, vapor, ice, shadow, metal, sound… all the way to things such as paper, cotton, shit (mierda)…

"There are many such as ice, lightning, metal... all the way to such stupid elements such as shit. Could there be anything more disgusting?"

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More pics: Sendong charity match (Azkals UFL Alyansa vs Internacional de Madrid CF)

After rummaging through the pile I found some more pics from yesterday’s Sendong Charity match between the Azkals-UFL Alyansa team and Internacional de Madrid C.F. The first part is here.

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The entire match I had trouble finding the linesman because of this stupid bar :P

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Nunca caminarás solo: the Sendong charity game

I initially wasn’t sure about going to this match, but since kickoff was conveniently just a few hours after my Spanish class and I would be in the area anyway, I figured why not.

Besides, this was for a good cause–a charity match for the victims of typhoon Sendong, which, if I’m not mistaken, all started from this tweet:

Serious props, man.

Apart from the earnings from ticket sales, there’s also the 10,000 euro donated by the visiting team, Internacional de Madrid Club de Futbol. They’ve also brought in kits for auction, signed by Iker and erm, some Ronaldo person.* A fantastic initiative overall.

Inter de Madrid play for Spain’s Tercera Division league. Playing for the home side were the “Alyansa”, made up of players from our NT (Azkals) and the UFL.

Random photos / highlights / silliness below the cut. (Kinda image heavy post. Click for larger photos.)  They aren’t great but just the same don’t take them anyway lol. UPDATE: click here for part 2 of this post, with some more pics from the match.

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Standard-issue New Year’s resolutions list

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Full-time 2011!

So. We’re almost at the final whistle for 2011, but before I get ready for tonight’s stoppage time of food, booze and fireworks, I thought I’d wake my blog out of its hiatus and post some of the year’s… uh… highlights. (What a terrible, haphazard combination of metaphors. I regret nothing.)

Parasailing (Boracay, May 15). This summer my family went to Boracay; it was my first time going there and I loved it. But as great as the beach was, my favorite part was the 15 minutes I spent hovering over it.

It’s one of my favorite things that I’ve ever done. It felt amazing and I can’t wait to try it again.

Tots units fem força. I know this is  going to sound really cheesy and silly, but this year my Barça fandom was something in which I became emotionally invested, pretty heavily, for various personal reasons. But it’s fair to say that this year it became mes que un club for me, in so many ways. I’m really grateful my flexible work setup has allowed me to stay up for the matches, and as far as I know I only missed one first-team match this year (scoreless draw vs Depor on the 15th of May because my family was in Boracay XD).  I also kept a Barça humor Tumblr because the insanity needed an outlet of some sort.

And of course, as a fan I couldn’t ask for much more from my club this year.

I know not every year or season is going to be so glorious but just the same I look forward to the coming year (decade, rest of my life) of wearing blaugrana! :D

This is what I got myself for my birthday this year, btw. :D

El Instituto Cervantes. After years of putting it off and getting rusty, I finally decided to pick back up where I left off on my Spanish and enroll at Cervantes late this year. Despite my (perceived?) humiliation during the diagnostic interview, it has turned out to be a really positive thing for me. I start Level 6 next Saturday!

My Nivel 5 classmates! They're a nice bunch.

Chopping my hair off lol. Just thought I’d include this too. I had long hair for most of the first half of the year, then finally made the decision to have most of it chopped off sometime late May.  But now I look at the old pictures and I almost feel like I’m looking at a different person. :lol: I know it’s just a haircut, but it just feels so much more like myself so I’m really glad I did it.

Soooo there. I might post a picspam entry in the next few days (holiday and/or year in photos sort of thing), but for now I’m off to shower and get ready for the night ahead. Pro and semi-pro drinkers get your livers ready (and people who don’t really drink, enjoy amateur night!) :lol:

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Tenim un nom, el sap tothom: Barça, Barça, Baaaarça!

On October 22 1899 a Swiss businessman named Hans Gamper, previously Kans Kamper, put out an ad in the newspaper Los Deportes, expressing his intent to form a football club, for locals and foreigners alike.

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For you (you know who you are).

I always feel like when I put my feelings into just words, it always comes out too melodramatic (and yet dull at the same time) so I figured I’d try something new.

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It took me ages though, so it’s not like I’ll be churning out one of these for every blog post from now on. :lol:

By the way, yeah… it just so happens that the guy bears a striking resemblance to José Muños of Estopa. Did not plan that at all.

Also, in my head, the arbiters of Fate are very much like the Little Twin Stars. Don’t judge me.

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Translation: Ya No Me Acuerdo (I No Longer Remember) – Estopa

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Translation: Era (She Was) – Estopa

Note: Doing Estopa song translations because this is one of the few ways I’m motivated to “study.”  I pretty much just snicker at my grammar drills book when it comes into view haha. Besides, my fondness for Estopa’s music se ha convertido en una obsesión. :D Will post another song shortly. Let me know if you have any corrections.

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Small cowardices and words carried by the wind.

“I never said ‘I love you’. At the time it seemed out of place, now it seems too late.”

I’ve had this graphic novel on loan from the Cervantes library for a few weeks, and I just now got around to reading the last few pages. Some of the language in it is a bit advanced for me so I’ve had to look things up here and there (and I’m going to have to get back to some of the panels). But mainly it’s a love story–that of a guy named Manu, who as a 10 year-old left for Germany with his family of migrants.

"What's most surprising is how children adapt to the inexplicable... I was playing with my friends at the town square, and the next day, I was on my way to an unknown world."

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